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軼事幾則

February 24th, 200654

停電三小時
昨晚,當我和澳門的朋友談完天後,一聲怪聲,全屋漆黑一片,嚇得所有Roomate大叫。原來是停電,想不到美國這先進 的地方也會停電。不幸地,我的電筒Surefire也沒有電,於是我們決定出車到Wal-mart購買電芯,順道看看停電下的美國。我和張積奇一起出車, 行不夠五分鐘就分道揚鑣購物後,我選擇走速度較快的I-5,而他則走較多紅綠燈的Highway99,結果我還是輸了。購物後,張積奇的朋友告訴他電力還 沒有恢復,於是我們再到到美國小泉居談天,待到十二時多才回家。回家後,我把剛購買的兩粒勁量電芯放進Surefire中,它頓時起死回生,其光亮度可媲 美車頭燈! 不久,電力恢復了,各人就忙自己的事了…

比利區連環不幸事件
可能因邪靈作祟的關係,前幾天連續犯下兩大錯誤。首先是在油站入油後忘了把那個小蓋關掉,直到回家才發現。第二是中午開了車頭燈但在泊車後忘了關,結果令車子電池用盡,幸好張積奇有過江龍才獲救。總結,在陰雨時用車要特別小心。

醬爆遊戲
這 隻遊戲理想玩家人數是二至四人。玩法很簡單\,首先要到麥當勞或其他快餐店拿取幾盒燒烤醬,然後現家輪流用手指按其表面,直至醬汁爆出為止。這個遊戲很考 技術,力度要控制得十分好才可以令別人一按即爆。此外,運氣也是很重要的,那盒燒烤醬的攻擊範圍達三立方米,基本上所有玩家在醬爆時也會遭殃,故建議玩家 先戴上圍巾才玩。

作文、作文、作文
連續兩天作文作到早上四、五點,累死了…

雨中送傘
今天不幸地又是下著那些令人討厭的陰雨。由於時間緊迫,出門口時也沒有帶傘,當我在等待橫過馬路時,一名好心的女子走過來分享她的傘,後來在談話中得知她是香港人,我十分感謝她的好意。在這勢利的年代還有人會做出這的好事,實屬難得。

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Despicable Woman

February 19th, 200649

The image “http://www.macauplus.com/images/mypaper/member_upload/8799.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.She is absolutely not qualified to be a host “family” (She lives alone). In fact, she is not a mordern people because she never use cellphone, high-speed internet and cable TV. What she has in her damn house are tons of spider web and expired foods. In this century, how can people live without these 3 things? Is she a caveman? Students won’t get what they need in her house. They will suffer from cold, hunger, spiders, insomnia, enterogastritis and isolation. One time after I have installed the internet for myself and my roomates, to my surprse, she wanted to use it without paying to us. I have never seen such a dispicable woman in my life.

After several months, I had escaped from her evil hands. But my letters and my driver license did not. Yesterday, I called her and leave her a message. She didn’t called me back. At night, I went back to her and ask for my things. I knocked the door but no one answered. I called her by phone but she said : “Well, I am sleeping.” Great! You should know my feeling that I was awaken by you everynight before! After that, what she answered was only “No” and “I don’t know”. Finally, I could not get my letters back so I leave.

Anyway, I have no relationship with this woman now. I thank her for helping me in the frist month. But now I hope she can take care of her students by heart and soul.

*Picture above is Rosa Kleb from the James Bond movie “From Russia With Love”

其名言可參閱名人名言美國版

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