名人名言美國版
7 12 2005來了北美都有三個月了，現在要總結一下HOST的名句了。
- 不做飯時她會說 : Well, I don’t know you are at home. (當時我正在大聲播歌，正常人不可能聽不到)
- 找她弄上網時 : Oh, I don’t know about these things… (但她又說自己懂得網絡的運作，又揚言自己認識Cisco的創辦人)
- 午夜在擾人清夢時 : Is that any problem?
- 半夜在擾人清夢時 : Well, it is alright for me to walk around in the house in midnight.
- 晨早在擾人清夢時 : I am going out. (我說你不必通知我，留下紙條即可。) 她說 : Oh, I feel sad because I want to talk to you in the morning.
- 在我睡覺開暖氣時 : Well, people sleep well in cold weather.
- 在我平時開暖氣時 : Oh, it is too warm for me(注意是她覺得暖), it is not good in this warm enviornment. (後來她解釋不了怎樣不好，終於說出是電費問題。但我是給了她錢的。)
- 打斷我的長途電話時 : Is talking to you friend more important than talking to me? (她當時是理直氣壯)
- 她 把一堆紙和棉花倒進洗衣機後(不是洗衫時有紙巾，可算是用洗衣機洗紙)，我問她是誰幹的好事，她說 : I don’t know. I give you a clean cloth and then you can clean it. 這算是嫁禍給我嗎? 當然我不會替她清潔，她說 : If you meet this problem in your new house, you have to clean it. 我答道 : I will never put paper in the washing machine.
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